I cam across the 15 Second Pitch site. I've built "elevator" pitches for marketing literature. But this was cleaver.
Here's my effort...
I am a Program Planning and Controls specialist in aerospace, defense, government, and enterprise IT domains. I create credible performance measurement baselines and manage the execution of those baselines. I have deep and broad capabilities to create processes and guide others to apply those processes to increase the probability of the program's success. When a program is in trouble, I get them back to green. When the program is working, I keep them green.
Yep, that sounds like me in the elevator.