10 Signs You're a Project Controls Engineer

These 10 signs came from a colleague at an NNSA site 

1. Becoming tired of having a social life beyond work
2. Spending hours planning and re-planning Friday night out
3. Thinking Rommel would have been more effective if he'd used a Gantt chart to plan his battles
4. Using so much jargon, customers think you're speaking a foreign language
5. Organizing your life into milestones
6. Setting time-based tasks for the family weekends
7. Buying a personal copy of P6 or MSFT Project for use on home projects
8. Givin regular status reports to your wife while doing the decorating 
9. Creating a Gantt chart to plans your vacation
10. Referring to food at dinner parties as deliverables